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Michael J Fox Back to the Present

Mein Kindheitsheld, Michael J. Fox hat für die Scream Awards 2010 den originalen Trailer von BTTF nachgedreht. Ich habe ernsthaft eine Gänsehaut bekommen.

Und genau das ist der Grund, warum ich die Fünf Filmfreunde lese. Die finden so'n Scheiss immer! Danke für das tolle Filmblog

Was waere wenn jemand anders Transformers drehen wuerde

Was wäre, wenn jemand anders als Michael Bay Transformers 4 drehen würde?

Jim Jarmush’s Transformers:
Optimus Prime and Bumblebee are sitting in a coffeeshop, drinking oil and smoking cigarettes. They are discussing about the sense of live but Bumblebee is pretty pissed because he thinks, Optimus is not famous enough to talk to him. But THEN Optimus tells Bumblebee he knows Spike Jonze.

Kevin Smith’s Transformers:
Soundwave and Megatron are smoking weed and standing infront of a conveniance store. Suddenly Soundwave makes some noise and starts rapping. “Fxck Fxck Fxck , Fxck motherFxcker, Fxck Fxck Fxck making noish noish noish

Clint Eastwood’s Transformers:
Bumblebee stays the old broken Camaro. Optimus helps him to fight like a man. But Bumblebee drives too fast - over a nail and cannot drive anymore. Tires are broken. So he asks Optimus to kill him.

Mel Gibsons Transformers:
Starscream is living in a jungle. He hunts humans and all scenes are very gory. And he blames the jews for killing Megatron.

Quentin Tarantino’s Transformers:
The Transformers never transform. They stay cars and Uma Thurman is holding her feet in the camera. But Bumblebee cannot refuse and says: “Wiggle your front wheel”

Christopher Nolan’s Transformers:
We learn how bad the life of Optimus Prime was, when he was a kid and still a microwave-oven. He was mistreated by his dead and develops a strange sense of humour. His biggest enemy is a black suburban who is owned by bill gates which makes that suburban unbelievable rich. Then there’s bumblebee who lost the left fender and is so called “twofacebee” now.

John Lasseter:
Story will be great as long as John Ratzenberger performes ONE voice in it.

Blender Sintel Opensource Film

Mit der Opensource-Animations/Render/Modelling-Software namens Blender kann man ja jede Menge cooles Zeugs machen. Seit 30.09.2010 ist nun dieses Meisterwerk online

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Es ist mühselig aber ich krieg das hin.

Blogparade 2

Ich will ja noch immer ein neues Handy und ich hatte damals schon bei der Blogparade beim Gilly mitgemacht. Jetzt gibt es eine ähnliche Aktion bei Stereopoly.

Gewinne ein LG GD 880 oder nen 50 Euronen Einkaufsgutschein bei Amazon.

Mein Handy ist ist noch für'n Arsch, insofern passt mir diese Aktion ganz gut.